Remember when I used to blog more than once a month? That was great. It's not that I don't have important things to say, it's just that life makes the rules, not me. Perhaps, I shall try to say something noteworthy once a week and set a realistic bar.
So, I've come to a conclusion: I hate my generation. I've commonly said that I belong in another decade, another century, another millennium. I don't know what it is but for the most part, I'm highly disappointed and sometimes even disgusted with my peers. Maybe things have always been this way. Maybe people in their early 20s have always been dismal specks on the earth. Who knows. All I know is that I find it hard to relate to a bunch of neanderthals. It does not make sense to me how those around me are unable to see what kind of state our society is in and where it is heading. Apathy, check. Stupidity, check. Failure to say something sensical without my foot in their ass, check.
I want to talk to people but they just want to speak diarrhea. I don't speak that language so it's hard to relate. Maybe if I defecate in their ear, we will understand each other. Why not talk about religion, politics, and philosophy? Why are these such taboo topics? Ask someone my age and they won't be able to answer with anything other than, "It's not polite" or "I don't want to offend anyone." Anyone who gets seriously offended by intellectual and stimulating conversation deserves to be offended and hung upside down on a pogo stick. We wonder why people are getting dumber by the day. If you're one of the brainwashed believing that we're in this facade of uber itelligence, you're dumber than the average idiot.
Perhaps I just don't understand the weakened minds of my peers. Or maybe I understand them all too well. Either way, I obviously don't belong. I'm moving to a different century. Adieu, twats.
2.05.2008
On a Political Note
Yes, it's Super Tuesday -- a day that has more emphasis than Christmas. Unfortunately, this year, 2008, brings many lumps of coal rather than desired gifts. And no, that was not a racial shot at Senator Obama.
As dissatisfied as I am with the candidates of both parties, I am extremely disenchanted by the American people at large. What happened to the revolutionaries that framed this once beautiful country and provided human liberty for the oppressed and just retaliation against man's tyranny? What happened to the logical men and women that used to cast their votes? They're dead, dead and in the ground. Today we have a bunch of flighty ignoramuses who can hardly spell their names. I've never heard so many uninformed people speak about their political views on both radio and television. Take me now, God because if you don't take me, I'm probably moving to Costa Rica in January of 2009. Either that, or I'm taking a nice trip to the Bermuda Triangle.
To be upfront and fair, I am a strong supporter of Congressman Ron Paul. I'm not going to spend time explaining his ideas and qualifications because I'm not a parent and I'm not going to feed babies. You're grownups and you know how to read so you don't need my help. The only thing I will say about Ron Paul is: take ten minutes and research why you don't hear that much about him, why he is left out of the papers, why he is cut off, why he was ignored in the California Republican Debate, why no one knows he took second place in Nevada, why no one knows that Louisiana belongs to him in the primaries, why he has the most military support over any other candidate, why he has raised the most money without corporate endorsements, and why he is the only candidate that sounds like a goddamn constitutional founding father. Look at the media block he has had even though he has outlasted Rudy and Edwards and ask yourself who is really voting in this election. That's it. His name will not come up anymore.
Right now, I am going to either offend or inform a great many people. I'm not looking to do either. I'm looking to make you think. People, especially Americans, don't use their minds much anymore so I'm trying to light a fire under your ass.
John McCain blatantly lies on the air. He says that he has never supported amnesty, which he overwhelmingly has if you research his voting record in the Senate and publicly expressed ideas. Check www.voterguide.org to see how any candidate has voted in the past. Besides that, he is willing to be in Iraq for a hundred years and probably more. Do we really need another lying warmonger in the White House? And can you really trust someone who earlier today swung his West Virginia Primary votes to Huckabee in order to thwart Romney? Is that how we want our country controlled, like a conniving ten year-old who will do whatever he can to win because he knows that he couldn't win the popular vote otherwise? And why did McCain suddenly pop into a race that he was not supposed to even be recognized in? Look at the history book timelines and look at how coincidentally he rose to the status of a "leading" candidate.
Mitt Romney is the flip-flop artist of the decade. When running for governor of Massachusetts, he ran with a pro-choice banner on his head. Soon as he got into office, he was pro-life. He can't even get his answers right about his religion, which is irrelevant. I agree that his Mormonism should be ignored but one should be stable and certain in what they believe whatever it may be. And let's see, we have a businessman in office right now. Is Romney magically going to be a better one? If he could get his story straight, I'm sure he'd give us an answer. Perhaps if he and McCain could stop arguing with each other, they could discuss the issues.
Mike Huckabee is probably the biggest tool in the Republican Party. He obviously is trying to keep peace with McCain in order to seek a seat as his running mate. The man refuses to confront McCain on his insanity and has a hard time speaking about the issues. He also has pardoned 12 convicted murderers. When this got brought up in a debate, all he could do was hang his head and wait for it to be over. He is all for staying in Iraq. What good is a slippery former Governor in the White House? No one should stand for someone who can't stand strongly alone. America doesn't need a pastor who is solely relying on the Bible Belt vote, we need a presidential leader. Your nametag says Christian but your face says something different, Mr. Huckabee.
Onward to the Democrats. I affiliate with neither party but Democrats tend to annoy me on a different level than Republicans. They are generally very smug seemingly unhappy people. All they do is constantly rag on Republicans with the same old grievances. I agree that the Republican candidates, and the current President, for the most part are less than desirable but there are so many other things to talk about. They dwell on it so much that it seems as if they don’t know what is really going on Grow up, kiddies.
Barack Hussein Obama is a liar. He constantly states that he voted against the war, misleading listeners. He was not in the Senate and was not able to vote for the war. Granted, he has voted against war support in some circumstances since he was sworn in. But he has also voted against bringing the troops home and voted for giving more money to the Iraq effort. So, what the hell? His inexperience and inability to show a substantial track record leaves only his pretty words that focus on simple ideas like "hope" and "change." Yes, these are nice words but they mean nothing if you have no plan and spend more time tickling people's ears rather than telling them the truth and where you stand. His "Si Se Puede" campaign is a perfect example of him banking on some simple words. What in God's good name does "Yes, We Can" in Spanish have to do with anything rather than trying to pry support out of Mexican voters. Stop worrying about identifying with the blacks, stop trying to identify with the Mexicans, stop lying to us. If Obama would pull off his political mask and prove that he can't be corrupted by the corporate system, which he already has if you check his history with a certain hospital in Illinois, we would be able to see what he is really made of.
Hillary Clinton is something else. She constantly criticizes Bush yet she voted for the war and is quite buddy-buddy with him. And for Christ's sake, she has cried twice on her campaign. I'm not against emotion but what is there to cry about on the campaign trail unless you're looking to attract female voters? Yet, she can throw smug snide remarks out two seconds later. Are we going to replace a retard in the White House with a basketcase? She can shed a tear but partial-birth abortion doesn't seem to faze her. In 2005, she had no problem voting to make sure there were future funds set for Afghanistan and Iraq. Not to mention, she's all for granting legal status to certain illegal aliens who have broken the law. Also, she voted against denying legal status to immigrants that have been convicted of certain crimes. Here's the thing about Hillary: she's just as big business/big government as any Republican or any other corrupt politician. I have a question for all of the Bill Clinton supporters: if Bill was so great and he cheated on Hillary, there must have been something that provoked him. If you trust his judgment so much, why would you now trust someone that he holds in such low esteem? All that's irrelevant though. If you look at Hillary closely, you'll see who she really is. Unfortunately, it looks as though she will be the next president, causing even more citizens to continue living in an America that has been dominated by the Bush-Clinton regime. There are people out there who have never lived without a Bush or Clinton in office. If you don't think they're in cahoots, you're out of your mind and as blind as a Scientologist's faith.
Try and keep your heads up during the rest of the election. I know it's hard because you are being forced to choose between idiots and morons but we can do it, we can pull through. I'll see you all in Costa Rica in January.
As dissatisfied as I am with the candidates of both parties, I am extremely disenchanted by the American people at large. What happened to the revolutionaries that framed this once beautiful country and provided human liberty for the oppressed and just retaliation against man's tyranny? What happened to the logical men and women that used to cast their votes? They're dead, dead and in the ground. Today we have a bunch of flighty ignoramuses who can hardly spell their names. I've never heard so many uninformed people speak about their political views on both radio and television. Take me now, God because if you don't take me, I'm probably moving to Costa Rica in January of 2009. Either that, or I'm taking a nice trip to the Bermuda Triangle.
To be upfront and fair, I am a strong supporter of Congressman Ron Paul. I'm not going to spend time explaining his ideas and qualifications because I'm not a parent and I'm not going to feed babies. You're grownups and you know how to read so you don't need my help. The only thing I will say about Ron Paul is: take ten minutes and research why you don't hear that much about him, why he is left out of the papers, why he is cut off, why he was ignored in the California Republican Debate, why no one knows he took second place in Nevada, why no one knows that Louisiana belongs to him in the primaries, why he has the most military support over any other candidate, why he has raised the most money without corporate endorsements, and why he is the only candidate that sounds like a goddamn constitutional founding father. Look at the media block he has had even though he has outlasted Rudy and Edwards and ask yourself who is really voting in this election. That's it. His name will not come up anymore.
Right now, I am going to either offend or inform a great many people. I'm not looking to do either. I'm looking to make you think. People, especially Americans, don't use their minds much anymore so I'm trying to light a fire under your ass.
John McCain blatantly lies on the air. He says that he has never supported amnesty, which he overwhelmingly has if you research his voting record in the Senate and publicly expressed ideas. Check www.voterguide.org to see how any candidate has voted in the past. Besides that, he is willing to be in Iraq for a hundred years and probably more. Do we really need another lying warmonger in the White House? And can you really trust someone who earlier today swung his West Virginia Primary votes to Huckabee in order to thwart Romney? Is that how we want our country controlled, like a conniving ten year-old who will do whatever he can to win because he knows that he couldn't win the popular vote otherwise? And why did McCain suddenly pop into a race that he was not supposed to even be recognized in? Look at the history book timelines and look at how coincidentally he rose to the status of a "leading" candidate.
Mitt Romney is the flip-flop artist of the decade. When running for governor of Massachusetts, he ran with a pro-choice banner on his head. Soon as he got into office, he was pro-life. He can't even get his answers right about his religion, which is irrelevant. I agree that his Mormonism should be ignored but one should be stable and certain in what they believe whatever it may be. And let's see, we have a businessman in office right now. Is Romney magically going to be a better one? If he could get his story straight, I'm sure he'd give us an answer. Perhaps if he and McCain could stop arguing with each other, they could discuss the issues.
Mike Huckabee is probably the biggest tool in the Republican Party. He obviously is trying to keep peace with McCain in order to seek a seat as his running mate. The man refuses to confront McCain on his insanity and has a hard time speaking about the issues. He also has pardoned 12 convicted murderers. When this got brought up in a debate, all he could do was hang his head and wait for it to be over. He is all for staying in Iraq. What good is a slippery former Governor in the White House? No one should stand for someone who can't stand strongly alone. America doesn't need a pastor who is solely relying on the Bible Belt vote, we need a presidential leader. Your nametag says Christian but your face says something different, Mr. Huckabee.
Onward to the Democrats. I affiliate with neither party but Democrats tend to annoy me on a different level than Republicans. They are generally very smug seemingly unhappy people. All they do is constantly rag on Republicans with the same old grievances. I agree that the Republican candidates, and the current President, for the most part are less than desirable but there are so many other things to talk about. They dwell on it so much that it seems as if they don’t know what is really going on Grow up, kiddies.
Barack Hussein Obama is a liar. He constantly states that he voted against the war, misleading listeners. He was not in the Senate and was not able to vote for the war. Granted, he has voted against war support in some circumstances since he was sworn in. But he has also voted against bringing the troops home and voted for giving more money to the Iraq effort. So, what the hell? His inexperience and inability to show a substantial track record leaves only his pretty words that focus on simple ideas like "hope" and "change." Yes, these are nice words but they mean nothing if you have no plan and spend more time tickling people's ears rather than telling them the truth and where you stand. His "Si Se Puede" campaign is a perfect example of him banking on some simple words. What in God's good name does "Yes, We Can" in Spanish have to do with anything rather than trying to pry support out of Mexican voters. Stop worrying about identifying with the blacks, stop trying to identify with the Mexicans, stop lying to us. If Obama would pull off his political mask and prove that he can't be corrupted by the corporate system, which he already has if you check his history with a certain hospital in Illinois, we would be able to see what he is really made of.
Hillary Clinton is something else. She constantly criticizes Bush yet she voted for the war and is quite buddy-buddy with him. And for Christ's sake, she has cried twice on her campaign. I'm not against emotion but what is there to cry about on the campaign trail unless you're looking to attract female voters? Yet, she can throw smug snide remarks out two seconds later. Are we going to replace a retard in the White House with a basketcase? She can shed a tear but partial-birth abortion doesn't seem to faze her. In 2005, she had no problem voting to make sure there were future funds set for Afghanistan and Iraq. Not to mention, she's all for granting legal status to certain illegal aliens who have broken the law. Also, she voted against denying legal status to immigrants that have been convicted of certain crimes. Here's the thing about Hillary: she's just as big business/big government as any Republican or any other corrupt politician. I have a question for all of the Bill Clinton supporters: if Bill was so great and he cheated on Hillary, there must have been something that provoked him. If you trust his judgment so much, why would you now trust someone that he holds in such low esteem? All that's irrelevant though. If you look at Hillary closely, you'll see who she really is. Unfortunately, it looks as though she will be the next president, causing even more citizens to continue living in an America that has been dominated by the Bush-Clinton regime. There are people out there who have never lived without a Bush or Clinton in office. If you don't think they're in cahoots, you're out of your mind and as blind as a Scientologist's faith.
Try and keep your heads up during the rest of the election. I know it's hard because you are being forced to choose between idiots and morons but we can do it, we can pull through. I'll see you all in Costa Rica in January.
1.14.2008
The New Ten Commandments
Oh dear sweet Lord.
I love people but I hate them at the same time. And I use "people" in the truest sense of the word -- human beings of the earth.
Twice, that's right twice, was I out today and had the unfortunate luck of coming into contact with other homo sapiens. This morning I was walking to the store to purchase some breakfast for me and my better half. I was well rested and in a great mood. A man in a cap was walking in the opposite direction, sipping his coffee. I smile and gave the generic but friendly "Morning." In return, I got nothing. This ass of a man took the great amount of negative energy it takes to avert his eyes although they were locked on mine and turn his head straight as if a panhandler had just groped him for change. I laughed and let out a completely reactionary "What a tool." It might have been too loud but I hope he heard. No matter, I got my breakfast and the morning kept on going in a stellar direction.
Fast-forward to what is now known as forty minutes ago and a similar incident took place. I was walking back from Starbucks with a delicious venti unsweetened passion iced tea lemonade and a warm chocolate old-fashioned donut. Walking in the opposite direction was a young female Asian adult. I smiled as we passed because she was looking at me but then she quickly turned her head straight at forced herself not to humor my friendly notion. Naturally, I laughed and continued on.
What in God's good green earth is wrong with these people? They live and/or work close to the beach in weather that is in the top five percent of the world and yet they have something to complain about. Why so smug? Even the obnoxious Jersey barista at Starbucks had a smile on.
What is this position that our society has fallen into? Apparently, there's a new ten commandments in session:
Thou shalt not smile.
Thou shalt be smug.
Thou shalt not make eye contact with any other person.
Thou shalt be a douche.
Thou shalt spread an epidemic of thine misery.
Thou shalt be humanly incapable of loving thine self.
Thou shalt ignore everyone and wonder why children who need attention are murdering people.
Thou shalt be a robot.
Thou shalt wonder why they are depressed and have no friends.
Thou shalt live like a turd and die like a turd.
Listen, people. I don't care if you're gayer than semen on a moustache, smarter than a mad scientist on aderol, or fatter than Oprah. You're a human being -- nothing more and nothing less. We're all in the same boat and there's no reason, absolutely no reason, why we shouldn't be conversing on the streets. I'd give one of my kidneys to live in the fifties when people still liked each other. All this "bubble" syndrome crap is getting old. You want to be an ass in private, in your own home? Fine. But when you're out in the world and you walk by a good and honest man who goes out of his way to reach out to the human race by offering salutation, you better damn well respond, sir or madam. For all you know, that was the first words out of that person's mouth in years and you denied them a proper reply. Now they're scarred for life, there name is Ned, and they taste Mr. Jenkins' cat food before they put it in his bowl every night before Matlock.
You're the problem on this earth. Not TV, not video games, not music, not Bush (well, maybe a little) -- You. You're helping create a generation of intolerant sons of bitches that feel that they are magically entitled to something outside of humanity. Newsflash, dumb-dumb -- you're a human just like the rest of us. So wipe that smug face off your head and go say hello to every person you see on the street even if they are deaf. You're turning into Bill O'Reilly and when fools turn into Bill O'Reilly, someone's got to get stabbed.
I love people but I hate them at the same time. And I use "people" in the truest sense of the word -- human beings of the earth.
Twice, that's right twice, was I out today and had the unfortunate luck of coming into contact with other homo sapiens. This morning I was walking to the store to purchase some breakfast for me and my better half. I was well rested and in a great mood. A man in a cap was walking in the opposite direction, sipping his coffee. I smile and gave the generic but friendly "Morning." In return, I got nothing. This ass of a man took the great amount of negative energy it takes to avert his eyes although they were locked on mine and turn his head straight as if a panhandler had just groped him for change. I laughed and let out a completely reactionary "What a tool." It might have been too loud but I hope he heard. No matter, I got my breakfast and the morning kept on going in a stellar direction.
Fast-forward to what is now known as forty minutes ago and a similar incident took place. I was walking back from Starbucks with a delicious venti unsweetened passion iced tea lemonade and a warm chocolate old-fashioned donut. Walking in the opposite direction was a young female Asian adult. I smiled as we passed because she was looking at me but then she quickly turned her head straight at forced herself not to humor my friendly notion. Naturally, I laughed and continued on.
What in God's good green earth is wrong with these people? They live and/or work close to the beach in weather that is in the top five percent of the world and yet they have something to complain about. Why so smug? Even the obnoxious Jersey barista at Starbucks had a smile on.
What is this position that our society has fallen into? Apparently, there's a new ten commandments in session:
Thou shalt not smile.
Thou shalt be smug.
Thou shalt not make eye contact with any other person.
Thou shalt be a douche.
Thou shalt spread an epidemic of thine misery.
Thou shalt be humanly incapable of loving thine self.
Thou shalt ignore everyone and wonder why children who need attention are murdering people.
Thou shalt be a robot.
Thou shalt wonder why they are depressed and have no friends.
Thou shalt live like a turd and die like a turd.
Listen, people. I don't care if you're gayer than semen on a moustache, smarter than a mad scientist on aderol, or fatter than Oprah. You're a human being -- nothing more and nothing less. We're all in the same boat and there's no reason, absolutely no reason, why we shouldn't be conversing on the streets. I'd give one of my kidneys to live in the fifties when people still liked each other. All this "bubble" syndrome crap is getting old. You want to be an ass in private, in your own home? Fine. But when you're out in the world and you walk by a good and honest man who goes out of his way to reach out to the human race by offering salutation, you better damn well respond, sir or madam. For all you know, that was the first words out of that person's mouth in years and you denied them a proper reply. Now they're scarred for life, there name is Ned, and they taste Mr. Jenkins' cat food before they put it in his bowl every night before Matlock.
You're the problem on this earth. Not TV, not video games, not music, not Bush (well, maybe a little) -- You. You're helping create a generation of intolerant sons of bitches that feel that they are magically entitled to something outside of humanity. Newsflash, dumb-dumb -- you're a human just like the rest of us. So wipe that smug face off your head and go say hello to every person you see on the street even if they are deaf. You're turning into Bill O'Reilly and when fools turn into Bill O'Reilly, someone's got to get stabbed.
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